i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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