dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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