I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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