Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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