I need help removing her.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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