I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
You want me to punch-a-size your face for free?
I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but fuck it, lol_wat you're replies are cracking me up!
Super Troopers is one of my favorite movies! lol
would you like to try some chocolate covered pretzels?
What is the score you received on your SATs?
Number of times you've awoke in the morning, alone and naked in bed with three giant hickies on your asshole with a note that looked like your uncle wrote on your eighty eighth college rejection letter?