I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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