I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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apart from the being naked, the rest of the scenario really isn't all that impressive.
Ur a fat bitch
If your bum hurts I would be worried about where the door knob and baseball bat went.
Really, a puncuation comment? And clearly they said tequila not beer.
A sore vag day for you
That's why you shouldn't. Obviously she did.
Sounds like the awkward version of penthouse forum.
Abortion via baseball bat.
This is fucking stupid. I remember my first beer too dude.
I <3 tequila. I can drink that shit allllll night :]
I can explain everything "I went in to pee and the door knob broke off. I yelled for you for an hour, when I finally got out I was so pissed off I beat the PISS out of you with a bat."
that doesnt explain why is he naked.. lol
It gets hard to read sentences when you don't use punctuation because all the words seem lumped together so you're better off just using the little effort it takes to put in a few commas okay?
Haha tequila nights usually end up like that
Check for any blood splatter?