I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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apart from the being naked, the rest of the scenario really isn't all that impressive.
If your bum hurts I would be worried about where the door knob and baseball bat went.
Ur a fat bitch
A sore vag day for you
Really, a puncuation comment? And clearly they said tequila not beer.
That's why you shouldn't. Obviously she did.
Sounds like the awkward version of penthouse forum.
I can explain everything "I went in to pee and the door knob broke off. I yelled for you for an hour, when I finally got out I was so pissed off I beat the PISS out of you with a bat."
that doesnt explain why is he naked.. lol
I <3 tequila. I can drink that shit allllll night :]
This is fucking stupid. I remember my first beer too dude.
Abortion via baseball bat.
Haha tequila nights usually end up like that
It gets hard to read sentences when you don't use punctuation because all the words seem lumped together so you're better off just using the little effort it takes to put in a few commas okay?
Check for any blood splatter?