But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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