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  • if you aren't helmet wearing retarded, 3 years old or dying there is no excuse to accidentally piss on the couch other then your a pathetic bastard too lazy to at least roll off the couch and try for the toilet...you may piss your pants your so drunk but you'll piss them like a champ people will remember you...Leonidas had the Battle of Thermopylae..you have the crawl to the bathroom...both unwinnable both legendary

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 30, 11 at 2:46pm
    • Could be worse. I had a few Brothers visiting from out of town and was talkin with one of them after a night out. Suddenly hear water pouring on the front hallway, only to find one the the guys standin there pissin on my mail desk.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 4:00pm
      • If it has a lid or top to remove, it's an honest mistake. I pissed in a clothes hamper once.

        Submitted by porksword on Dec 30, 11 at 5:20pm
  • One time we picked a guy up off the couch because we decided his passed out ass was wasting valuable seating space. It rained piss out of his clothes when we lifted him... so we deposited him in the tub, put the couch on the balcony, and partied on...

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Dec 30, 11 at 11:39pm
    • too much work..I call BS..if you said we lifted him and the couch and put them outside..

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 2:23am
  • Drunk.

    Submitted by chompin on Dec 31, 11 at 12:57am
  • It was New Years Eve. We didnt want him to die of fucking exposure ;-)

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jan 2, 12 at 1:29am