I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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if you aren't helmet wearing retarded, 3 years old or dying there is no excuse to accidentally piss on the couch other then your a pathetic bastard too lazy to at least roll off the couch and try for the toilet...you may piss your pants your so drunk but you'll piss them like a champ people will remember you...Leonidas had the Battle of Thermopylae..you have the crawl to the bathroom...both unwinnable both legendary
Could be worse. I had a few Brothers visiting from out of town and was talkin with one of them after a night out. Suddenly hear water pouring on the front hallway, only to find one the the guys standin there pissin on my mail desk.
If it has a lid or top to remove, it's an honest mistake. I pissed in a clothes hamper once.
One time we picked a guy up off the couch because we decided his passed out ass was wasting valuable seating space. It rained piss out of his clothes when we lifted him... so we deposited him in the tub, put the couch on the balcony, and partied on...
too much work..I call BS..if you said we lifted him and the couch and put them outside..
It was New Years Eve. We didnt want him to die of fucking exposure ;-)