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(631): View more from New York

I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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(303): View more from Colorado

he thought i was a dude.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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(208): View more from Idaho

His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.

(1-208): View more from Idaho

HE'S 26!!!

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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(734): View more from Michigan

It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Check the mailbox while you're out!

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.

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(630): View more from Illinois

If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.

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