I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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