Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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