my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Hey, at least you knew to hydrate after drinking.
How do you pass out *in* a floor? English, you is speaking it.
man... bunch of haters today
Na, just honest people. You might not recognize them online. Rare breed indeed.
Why does the brita pitcher matter? Because filtered water doesn't do anything to affect your natural clumsyness. Moron.
So fucking tired.... Just because your dumb ass passed out and your mom found you on mothers day doesn't make it funny.
Who fucking cares about a brita pitcher? I don't.
Brita cares, and this is a common new marketing technique... Which should not have made it past the moderators...