I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Ah, wingdog. Whether attracting curious women in the park or fetching exes for one last romp, you're man's best friend indeed.
you leave some truly great comments, jj
Thanks; you too, dude! I wandered into those "Phone Sex in the Sink" and "Province, Not a State" threads and found you'd beaten me to my own thoughts.
Are you friends with the idiot slutty faucet girl...?
I thought he called it arthur?
Is that what kids are calling it these days? :P
Nice. I was waiting for that one....
And u think he cared
you should just steal it when he's asleep
What? Sacrilege! Kick a man in the nuts, cockblock his A-game, torch his car, sandbag him in court - but STEAL HIS DOG? Some things are off limits as a matter of unspoken understanding.
*matter of unspoken understanding.
ive so done that. no lie. like 2 weeks ago.... shit not even... haha last saturday.
And you couldn't just go over to say hi, why? Tramp.
Are you talking about Joe and his cute dog whose name begins with a C? If so, I did that.
Ah, the dog!!
ha great taipan i was thinking the same thing lol took the words right outta my mouth
Who doesn't love fucking dogs. I prefer the ear hole (middle ear). it's the best but your dog may get a ear infection from jizz.