I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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