I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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