is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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