Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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