Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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