I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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