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  • Didn't get it, then remembered my collection of Bloc Party albums...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Awesome. Great boss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:09pm
  • actually its not in retrograde yet... but whatever right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • What a hilarious text from last night. I think we can all remember a time when we sent one like this out. Seriously though, I wish we could move away from texts about your day and go back to actual texts from last night because I don't have enough of a life to stop reading these, and the quality is getting worse by the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:44am
  • I've had a boss (well, assistant manager) tell me nearly the same thing. She said she thought it was to blame for all the arguments going on in the shop. So happy I don't work retail anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Google knows everything. Google has all the answers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I know it sounds crazy but when I can always tell when Mercury is in retrograde, Pay attention to the universe and you might be surprised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:28pm
  • <<< Anonymous said... flirst!(#%@& September 2, 2009 5:09PM Anonymous said... yes that's first with an L. September 2, 2009 5:09PM >>> Ooh, double loser...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Gemini - You have a personality disorder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:10pm
  • It's the moderator's fault for encouraging this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:45am
  • She could just be quoting Bloc Party and fucking with you? (>___<)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:03am
  • she's dead serious...and it explains a lot of what's happening in this corner of the world, also. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:36am
  • An astrology freak, that's my kind of boss..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:25pm
  • yeah it is, i just goooooogled it. you lose sucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:39pm
  • yes that's first with an L.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Ummm, 1:14 AM, the effects of retrograde begin almost a week before and last almost a week after. Sorry to burst your fucktard bubble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:38am
  • @5:39 Umm idiot unless you have skipped to Sept 7th already its not... Fucking Moron...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59pm
  • yeah she's serious...serioulsy fucking stupid! find a new job before you have to kill her moronic ass for believing in that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:45pm
  • you jumped over some of my bosses! -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:46pm
  • apparently shit is going to be going wrong till Sept 9- just throwing it out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Everyday of my life. Live with someone like that for 18 years and talk to me later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:12pm
  • um mercury is, idiot! also...L isn't even in the word "first"...who teaches you people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:23pm
  • what?!?! google doesn't know everything ??.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I thought it was because Venus was in the ascendency of Uranus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:38am
  • didnt they disprove retrograde motion in the 1700s? like that it doesnt exit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Wait, is that a Defying Gravity reference? Isn't mercury in retrograde on that show?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Mercury is in retrograde Sept 7 - 29 ya fucktards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:14am
  • Hahahahaha, sooooo funny. I totally would have laughed in the boss' face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:04am
  • god bless bloc party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:02am
  • that boss sounds like an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Clearly, someone has been watching "Defying Gravity" on ABC. Pretty sure that's the reference here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:18pm