One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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Didn't get it, then remembered my collection of Bloc Party albums...
actually its not in retrograde yet... but whatever right...
What a hilarious text from last night. I think we can all remember a time when we sent one like this out. Seriously though, I wish we could move away from texts about your day and go back to actual texts from last night because I don't have enough of a life to stop reading these, and the quality is getting worse by the day.
Google knows everything.
Google has all the answers.
I know it sounds crazy but when I can always tell when Mercury is in retrograde, Pay attention to the universe and you might be surprised.
I've had a boss (well, assistant manager) tell me nearly the same thing. She said she thought it was to blame for all the arguments going on in the shop. So happy I don't work retail anymore...
It's the moderator's fault for encouraging this shit.
An astrology freak, that's my kind of boss..
She could just be quoting Bloc Party and fucking with you? (>___<)
<<< Anonymous said...
September 2, 2009 5:09PM
yes that's first with an L.
September 2, 2009 5:09PM >>>
Ooh, double loser...
Gemini - You have a personality disorder
she's dead serious...and it explains a lot of what's happening in this corner of the world, also. fuck.
yes that's first with an L.
yeah it is, i just goooooogled it. you lose sucka
Ummm, 1:14 AM, the effects of retrograde begin almost a week before and last almost a week after. Sorry to burst your fucktard bubble.
you jumped over some of my bosses!
-the quiet guy in the corner
@5:39 Umm idiot unless you have skipped to Sept 7th already its not... Fucking Moron...
yeah she's serious...serioulsy fucking stupid! find a new job before you have to kill her moronic ass for believing in that shit.
apparently shit is going to be going wrong till Sept 9- just throwing it out there
Mercury is in retrograde Sept 7 - 29 ya fucktards!
Everyday of my life.
Live with someone like that for 18 years and talk to me later.
what?!?! google doesn't know everything ??.......
um mercury is, idiot! also...L isn't even in the word "first"...who teaches you people!
didnt they disprove retrograde motion in the 1700s? like that it doesnt exit?
Wait, is that a Defying Gravity reference? Isn't mercury in retrograde on that show?
I thought it was because Venus was in the ascendency of Uranus.
Hahahahaha, sooooo funny. I totally would have laughed in the boss' face.
god bless bloc party
that boss sounds like an asshole
Clearly, someone has been watching "Defying Gravity" on ABC.
Pretty sure that's the reference here.