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  • All of the extremists on each side, male and female are idiots. Humans as a whole create great things and fuck up just as often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:48am
  • NO 9:37, 7:22 IS MIIINE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:10pm
  • hahhahahhahahhahaha damn all you insecure pricks get so butthurt, it's awesome/HILARIOUS take that dick outta your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:58pm
  • gender based arguments are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:31am
  • 4:16, who fertilizes the eggs that make the baby, dipshit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:26pm
  • did nobody notice 12:37 used "wars" as a verb instead or saying "wages wars" ...idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:28am
  • Women lack creativity and ingenuity. any1 else agree?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:54am
  • And the bitch that wrote this shit sounds like a fucking cunt. Go shoot yourself op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:24am
  • The only reason why women didnt make a lot of big inventions back back back in the day was because they didnt have many rights and werent allowed to learn a lot of things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:26pm
  • haha not true at all my friends. let the gender debate begin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:24am
  • 'fugly girls' isn't sexist at all, tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:23pm
  • all men are stupid. and all women are crazy. to some degree. once you accept that fact, it's a lot easier to deal with people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Who invented the glass ceiling? MEN!!! Now who let you out of the fucking kitchen? Go make me sandwich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:02pm
  • If they did not have a pussy, there would be a bounty on them. Should have never let them vote or drive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Well, you *do* live in Texas… just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:50am
  • Stupid or not, you can't fight the fact that singledom is so much easier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 10:45, Clinton's impeachment was not a good event

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:13pm
  • High five to 11:38 and 12:37. Also, 4:16 fails at promoting gender equality for use of the word "whore."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Hahah true story. Also, 10:38, women were never allowed to do shit before, including school, so it's no surprise they didn't have a way to invent shit. Nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:38am
  • WHO GAVE WOMEN A POINT OF VIEW? MEN, WHEN THEY PUT WINDOWS IN THE KITCHEN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:37am
  • I'll go wipe my ass then make u a shit sandwich, lover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Lol, I love how people are having serious philosophical debates on a site that posts texts from when people were quite probably drunk/high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:25am
  • sperm does, dickweed- don't need the "who" just the "what"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:49pm
  • i love every man and woman EQUALLY in this thread for providing me with such quality entertainment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:22pm
  • At least dumb guys are actually dumb. Women pretend to be dumb? I don't get it.. anyways I'm smarter than any of you slutty ass bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:48pm
  • What man has never fallen puppet to a woman? Go on thinking you are superior.... Ya, it's really true. Silly men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Is anyone aware how stupid it is to argue this. Or anything on this website. The majority of the txts on this site were sent when ppl were drunk or high. Possibly submitted here as well. If ppl were sober when submitting they were undoubtably found amusing after being re-read. Guaranteed every girl has thought this at some point when pissed at men. Just as every guy has likely thought women are controlling bitches.\n\nArguements on a website made for amusement is being slightly immature. Just enjoy the

    Submitted by mofo28 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:16am
  • 11:25 you are right on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:46pm
  • sort of a sexist text.... and i'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Since when does a woman's opinion matter, anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:09pm
  • and yet when that dumb penis fits into that stupid cunt... just right..sometimes it's magic..IQs be damned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:50pm
  • feminist is an inherently biased word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:36pm
  • I'll grab myself a beer and fuck your sister while you munch on my turds, in the kitchen or in the living room don't matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Stfu 10:38. Who did the groundbreaking research to discover the structure of DNA? Rosalind Franklin. A woman (debatably). Who helped to get Bill Clinton impeached? Monica Lewinsky. Who invented... eh ive got nothin. This argument is a lost cause.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:45am
  • Shut up you oblivious bitch!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:01am
  • Okay. I agree with this post. but I also agree with the statement that feminism= men and woman are equal. So to balance this, it should also be said that if it has a vagina, it will be crazy. also, well said 12:50 ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:48pm
  • 9:49- not all things with vaginas are cunts... just most of them. this text did make me laugh though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:11am
  • Okay, I hate it when people say this is feminism. REAL feminists believe that men and women are EQUAL, not that women are better. The OP is being very un-feminist, in fact. And I disagree with the text. There are a lot of incredibly intelligent men AND incredibly intelligent women in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:50am
  • @12:37 I love you that ah girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 11:38 is right. Women weren't given much of a chance to invent anything because they weren't treated equally. Who's fault was that? Men's. But no, men aren't all stupid intellectually speaking. The overwhelming majority of them are just assholes or emotionally retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:22pm
  • As long as you stay in that fucking kitchen where you belong. And grab me a beer while you're at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 12:37 & 3:13 sooooo true :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Who rapes? Men. Who wars? Men. Who destroys whole groups of people so they can get their lands? Men. Who oppresses the other gender just so they can try to get past the fact that more women are needed for babies than men are needed to father them? Men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Well we all know that if it is driven by illogical thought that produces irrational action, and is fueled from raw emotion, then it must be a woman....and I use that term loosely on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:57am
  • 12:09 PM Since we started running the household.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:24pm
  • If it has a vagina it will be bitchy it's just how it is

    Submitted by josecalles on Nov 22, 10 at 1:48pm
  • the fugly girls who run this site are clearly sexist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:11pm
  • This is silly. Some women are stupid, too. Some men are smart. You can't judge people on their sex. Everyone is different. I know some men who are, yes, stupid. I know some men, though, who are smart and treat women respectfully. I know some women who are dumb whores, and some who are smart and classy. We are all equal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I don't, 10:54. Throwing generalizations at either gender is just adding to the problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:56am
  • 10:38 there would be no men without women. who shoves out the babies? that's right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I have a feeling all who "thumbs upped" this were women (cuz I did) and all those who "thumbs downed" this were men. Only true thing to come out my wasteland of an area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Whoa. People. Chill. Both men and women are equal. I wish that the people on this site would actually comment on the text and not bicker. But hey, I thought this was funny just the way it's worded :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:58pm
  • 7:22. i love you. have my children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Fuck u bitch that wrote this \nFucking sireously I'm tired of these dumb bitches callin us guys shit !

    Submitted by yannimasta on Apr 2, 10 at 11:02pm
  • I don't care much either way. I'll be stupid for you if you let me put MY PENIS in YOUR VAGINA! That way all you'll hear out of me is 'Unnnh, Yeeeah and Sooo Goooood!' I won't need much else for conversation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:38pm
  • I'm with all the people saying that the people aruging that men and women aren't equal are dumb fucks, but please continue this is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Men rule the world and women own the kitchen.... Wait never mind Emeril rules the kitchen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:41am
  • The girls who say this are almost always dumbasses. Yay for irony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:34am
  • just like it if has a vagina it will be a cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:49am
  • A woman who says this is fundamentally not a feminist. Feminists want equal rights and equal standing between the sexes... its the definition of the word. They don't say this kind of bullshit. Maybe it was said in anger but that sort of sexist bullshit pisses me off from either side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09am
  • Well said 4:16.. seriously, why the fuck should women get any more credit than men for producing babies. Since the beginning of humanity its always taken sperm 2, k?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:48pm
  • All the women preaching on here are just mad because a few select men have been dicks to them, so shut the fuck up and stop thinking they represent the entire male population.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:28am