So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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