Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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