Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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