I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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This fucking kid is why dentists occasionally let the Novocaine wear off... Have the decency to not smell like a gutter when someone has to put their hands in your mouth.
12:41 good quote, great movie, but totally out of context here...
i have my permit and one time my dad picked me up from my friends and i was shitfaced and he made me drive home because ididnt know how to tell him.........i jsut missed a mailbox
When your actualy shakes are alcohol induced.
hahaha my situation was "drive cross-country to college"
"hi mom, drank moonshine and ate fish sticks, breath smells horrible..not going to the dentist"
I had the same thing! I just went but every time the dentist left the room I'd run over to the sink and puke.
MA . . . GET THE MEATLOAF . . . FUCK!!!!
Time to tell mommy about you 'new fitness routine' that involves biking more often
my situation was "driving my family to church".....
hahahahah story of my life
2:23 No way, you can use that line in any situation anytime, anywhere!!
I've been in the same situation except replace dentist with "test driving cars."
Stop being such a bitch and just drive
eh, fuckin drive dude