I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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12:41 good quote, great movie, but totally out of context here...
This fucking kid is why dentists occasionally let the Novocaine wear off... Have the decency to not smell like a gutter when someone has to put their hands in your mouth.
"hi mom, drank moonshine and ate fish sticks, breath smells horrible..not going to the dentist"
When your actualy shakes are alcohol induced.
I had the same thing! I just went but every time the dentist left the room I'd run over to the sink and puke.
hahaha my situation was "drive cross-country to college"
i have my permit and one time my dad picked me up from my friends and i was shitfaced and he made me drive home because ididnt know how to tell him.........i jsut missed a mailbox
MA . . . GET THE MEATLOAF . . . FUCK!!!!
my situation was "driving my family to church".....
Time to tell mommy about you 'new fitness routine' that involves biking more often
2:23 No way, you can use that line in any situation anytime, anywhere!!
I've been in the same situation except replace dentist with "test driving cars."
hahahahah story of my life
Stop being such a bitch and just drive
eh, fuckin drive dude