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  • 12:41 good quote, great movie, but totally out of context here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:23pm
  • This fucking kid is why dentists occasionally let the Novocaine wear off... Have the decency to not smell like a gutter when someone has to put their hands in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:27pm
  • When your actualy shakes are alcohol induced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:27am
  • i have my permit and one time my dad picked me up from my friends and i was shitfaced and he made me drive home because ididnt know how to tell him.........i jsut missed a mailbox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:40am
  • "hi mom, drank moonshine and ate fish sticks, breath smells horrible..not going to the dentist"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:09pm
  • hahaha my situation was "drive cross-country to college"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:33pm
  • MA . . . GET THE MEATLOAF . . . FUCK!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I had the same thing! I just went but every time the dentist left the room I'd run over to the sink and puke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:28pm
  • my situation was "driving my family to church".....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:41am
  • hahahahah story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:18am
  • Time to tell mommy about you 'new fitness routine' that involves biking more often

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:14am
  • 2:23 No way, you can use that line in any situation anytime, anywhere!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:58pm
  • I've been in the same situation except replace dentist with "test driving cars."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Stop being such a bitch and just drive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:42pm
  • eh, fuckin drive dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:38pm