How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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