are you still at the devil's house?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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