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  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:43am

    Been there before. Thought I was gonna die.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    BS maybe you should eat some fucking PREZELS.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:13pm

    Pretzel guy, i hope u fuckin die in a giant pretzel related car crash

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:23pm

    Some pretzels would probaby settle her stomach.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:45am

    It's a Mallory Weis Tear...google it, it's real. It's a tear in the sphincter caused by puking. But, it could be cancer, probably should get it checked out.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:11am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:02pm

    how the hell do you even see what the person if front of you is searching?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 2:27am

    Lol my cousin had that when we were in Mexico

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:42am

    At least she's not throwing up pretzels.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:02pm

    who else thinks the "in your face" guy and "pretzel" guy both need to stfu?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:46pm

    They are called Mallory Weis tears. they happen from vomiting after binge drinking. they are self limiting.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:16pm

    Someone should tell Rachel in NYC that John Hughes is dead, and the 80's is over. She looks awful.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:45am

    This pretzel guy is great :)

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm

    Lolz @ 7:13. this is a Canadian number from Vancouver. Probs UBC or the smaller SFU. Both are high ranking schools who have a notorious tradition of undergrads outdrinking each other.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    7:13 I am a PRETZEL NINJA!! I can't be killed by pretzels, they are my milieu...

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm

    hey 8:02 what's stfu?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:08pm

    If she's in class, she's obviously not Googling information about her current state.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:11pm

    i wanna feel your A cups

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:08pm

    I have ulcers I throw up blood all the time u need prevacid it helps alot quit drinking smokin u can't have caffiene anything citrus or spicy it takes like a year to heal ur stomache when u shit blood or black means u need a doctor

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:21pm

    People bring there laptops to lecture classes all the time. And if your behind them you can see what they are doing.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm

    Right on 10:04!! **Kim**

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm

    If u eat a shit ton of Xanax then ur shit turns black too

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17pm

    And in the end... The PRETZELS you take... Is equal to the PRETZELS you make.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:08pm

    It can happen, 5:04, if she was drinking on an empty stomach. After throwing up all that booze and bile, she might be throwing up blood from her esophagus or throat. Less likely that it's an ulcer, less likely that it's stomach cancer unless the blood appears black or in great quantities. Learned this my first year of college...

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:21am

    Happened to me this morning, didnt eat anything all day, blacked out, made myself puke in the morning, spat up blood, then called my friend in med school. Wasnt fun. Also, the side of my leg has been numb all day, not sure what thats about.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm

    Hahaha I belly-laughed on that one.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:08pm

    This girl needs a liver transplant

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:15pm

    pretzel guy makes me laugh every time. unlike most of these texts. go him.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:20pm

    Ouch that's awful. that happened to my boyfriend last week. It's some scary shit

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:51am

    Hahahha I've literally googled that exact thing before.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:01am

    10:28 Stfu = shut the fuck up

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:03pm

    She's going to die soon

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:57pm

    um. could also be cirrhosis of the liver, which is serious and often caused by excessive drinking, though that usually takes several years to develop.. she should probably go to the doctor. like soon.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:50pm

    7:29 I would bet money that it's an SFU text. There's nothing else to do but drink until you puke blood on this godforsaken campus, but god knows I love it anyways.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm

    Alcohol poisning. It's fucking awsome to have.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:22 If you wanna play, you gotta pay. You aren't a partier if you can't get up and go to class the next day.

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58pm

    some girl infront of me just took it in the face.......in the face!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    happened to me last weekend so yea, defiantly happens.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    How many texts will be posted about what the person in front of u googles in class

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:07pm

    That's the girl you wanna go drinking with!

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    Yeah, I don't think that happened.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:04pm

    Well WTF do YOU do on the weekends...this isn't odd, this is just a good time. Get that bitch another beer.

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:16pm

    are over. Eh... fuck grammar.

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:03pm

    i googled: can weed make you pass out.. . .and yes, yes it can.

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:22pm

    If she's sooooo fucking hung over, what the fuck is she doing in class dipshit?

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:56am

    Good, so I'm not the only one.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm

    hahah i love the "in the face" guy