some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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It's a Mallory Weis Tear...google it, it's real. It's a tear in the sphincter caused by puking. But, it could be cancer, probably should get it checked out.
Been there before. Thought I was gonna die.
They are called Mallory Weis tears. they happen from vomiting after binge drinking. they are self limiting.
Someone should tell Rachel in NYC that John Hughes is dead, and the 80's is over. She looks awful.
BS maybe you should eat some fucking PREZELS.
Some pretzels would probaby settle her stomach.
Pretzel guy, i hope u fuckin die in a giant pretzel related car crash
At least she's not throwing up pretzels.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Lolz @ 7:13.
this is a Canadian number from Vancouver. Probs UBC or the smaller SFU. Both are high ranking schools who have a notorious tradition of undergrads outdrinking each other.
Lol my cousin had that when we were in Mexico
how the hell do you even see what the person if front of you is searching?
who else thinks the "in your face" guy and "pretzel" guy both need to stfu?
7:13 I am a PRETZEL NINJA!! I can't be killed by pretzels, they are my milieu...
If she's in class, she's obviously not Googling information about her current state.
hey 8:02 what's stfu?
People bring there laptops to lecture classes all the time. And if your behind them you can see what they are doing.
It can happen, 5:04, if she was drinking on an empty stomach. After throwing up all that booze and bile, she might be throwing up blood from her esophagus or throat. Less likely that it's an ulcer, less likely that it's stomach cancer unless the blood appears black or in great quantities.
Learned this my first year of college...
pretzel guy makes me laugh every time. unlike most of these texts. go him.
Hahaha I belly-laughed on that one.
And in the end...
The PRETZELS you take...
Is equal to the PRETZELS you make.
Happened to me this morning, didnt eat anything all day, blacked out, made myself puke in the morning, spat up blood, then called my friend in med school. Wasnt fun.
Also, the side of my leg has been numb all day, not sure what thats about.
This pretzel guy is great :)
I would bet money that it's an SFU text. There's nothing else to do but drink until you puke blood on this godforsaken campus, but god knows I love it anyways.
I have ulcers I throw up blood all the time u need prevacid it helps alot quit drinking smokin u can't have caffiene anything citrus or spicy it takes like a year to heal ur stomache when u shit blood or black means u need a doctor
If u eat a shit ton of Xanax then ur shit turns black too
She's going to die soon
um. could also be cirrhosis of the liver, which is serious and often caused by excessive drinking, though that usually takes several years to develop.. she should probably go to the doctor. like soon.
5:22 If you wanna play, you gotta pay. You aren't a partier if you can't get up and go to class the next day.
Ouch that's awful. that happened to my boyfriend last week. It's some scary shit
Right on 10:04!!
How many texts will be posted about what the person in front of u googles in class
That's the girl you wanna go drinking with!
i wanna feel your A cups
Hahahha I've literally googled that exact thing before.
Stfu = shut the fuck up
This girl needs a liver transplant
Alcohol poisning. It's fucking awsome to have.
some girl infront of me just took it in the face.......in the face!
are over. Eh... fuck grammar.
happened to me last weekend so yea, defiantly happens.
Well WTF do YOU do on the weekends...this isn't odd, this is just a good time. Get that bitch another beer.
Yeah, I don't think that happened.
Good, so I'm not the only one.
If she's sooooo fucking hung over, what the fuck is she doing in class dipshit?
i googled: can weed make you pass out.. . .and yes, yes it can.
hahah i love the "in the face" guy