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  • It's a Mallory Weis Tear...google it, it's real. It's a tear in the sphincter caused by puking. But, it could be cancer, probably should get it checked out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:45am
  • Some pretzels would probaby settle her stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Been there before. Thought I was gonna die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:43am
  • At least she's not throwing up pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:42am
  • Pretzel guy, i hope u fuckin die in a giant pretzel related car crash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Lol my cousin had that when we were in Mexico

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 2:27am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:11am
  • They are called Mallory Weis tears. they happen from vomiting after binge drinking. they are self limiting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Someone should tell Rachel in NYC that John Hughes is dead, and the 80's is over. She looks awful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:16pm
  • 7:13 I am a PRETZEL NINJA!! I can't be killed by pretzels, they are my milieu...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:38pm
  • BS maybe you should eat some fucking PREZELS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:12pm
  • who else thinks the "in your face" guy and "pretzel" guy both need to stfu?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:02pm
  • how the hell do you even see what the person if front of you is searching?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Lolz @ 7:13. this is a Canadian number from Vancouver. Probs UBC or the smaller SFU. Both are high ranking schools who have a notorious tradition of undergrads outdrinking each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm
  • hey 8:02 what's stfu?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • This pretzel guy is great :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:45am
  • If she's in class, she's obviously not Googling information about her current state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:08pm
  • If u eat a shit ton of Xanax then ur shit turns black too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm
  • People bring there laptops to lecture classes all the time. And if your behind them you can see what they are doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:21pm
  • i wanna feel your A cups

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:11pm
  • And in the end... The PRETZELS you take... Is equal to the PRETZELS you make.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17pm
  • pretzel guy makes me laugh every time. unlike most of these texts. go him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:15pm
  • It can happen, 5:04, if she was drinking on an empty stomach. After throwing up all that booze and bile, she might be throwing up blood from her esophagus or throat. Less likely that it's an ulcer, less likely that it's stomach cancer unless the blood appears black or in great quantities. Learned this my first year of college...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 7:29 I would bet money that it's an SFU text. There's nothing else to do but drink until you puke blood on this godforsaken campus, but god knows I love it anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Happened to me this morning, didnt eat anything all day, blacked out, made myself puke in the morning, spat up blood, then called my friend in med school. Wasnt fun. Also, the side of my leg has been numb all day, not sure what thats about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:21am
  • I have ulcers I throw up blood all the time u need prevacid it helps alot quit drinking smokin u can't have caffiene anything citrus or spicy it takes like a year to heal ur stomache when u shit blood or black means u need a doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Ouch that's awful. that happened to my boyfriend last week. It's some scary shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Right on 10:04!! **Kim**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 5:22 If you wanna play, you gotta pay. You aren't a partier if you can't get up and go to class the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:46pm
  • This girl needs a liver transplant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Hahahha I've literally googled that exact thing before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:51am
  • um. could also be cirrhosis of the liver, which is serious and often caused by excessive drinking, though that usually takes several years to develop.. she should probably go to the doctor. like soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Hahaha I belly-laughed on that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm
  • How many texts will be posted about what the person in front of u googles in class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:05pm
  • She's going to die soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Alcohol poisning. It's fucking awsome to have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm
  • happened to me last weekend so yea, defiantly happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 10:28 Stfu = shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:01am
  • That's the girl you wanna go drinking with!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:07pm
  • are over. Eh... fuck grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:16pm
  • some girl infront of me just took it in the face.......in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Well WTF do YOU do on the weekends...this isn't odd, this is just a good time. Get that bitch another beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Yeah, I don't think that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:04pm
  • If she's sooooo fucking hung over, what the fuck is she doing in class dipshit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:22pm
  • i googled: can weed make you pass out.. . .and yes, yes it can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Good, so I'm not the only one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:56am
  • hahah i love the "in the face" guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm