thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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