I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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