is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
