smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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I pee with no hands all the time and I have a tiny penis. This text is fail.
You must be so proud of yourself..
what does having a big dick have to do with hitting a bowl and peeing at the same time?
Probably some hallucination
How is he also texting, if he's holding the bowl...?
Let's be honest.. you don't have a big dick.
If you have to say you have a big dick........
I hope you pee on the wall.
Wash your hands before u pass the bowl please
He loves having a big dick......in his ass.
His dick is holding the bowl aswell?..
Lmao he is probAly sitting on the toilet and peeing while textn and smokn! How did this make it on tfln
Because that has ANYTHING to do with the size of your dick? Wtf?
"...oh, did I mention I also have a billion dollars and a Hummer and a bunch of pink polo shirts."\n\nYou're....a....D-O-U-C-H-E
Maybe after he peed, he used his wanker to text?
big peens <3
Haha your an idiot. Who the hell would post this. I could pee standing up an i don't have a dick at all. Prob about 3 in right?
Come on dudes, he could be peeing sitting down. I do it all the time, comes in handy when a surprise poop sneaks up on you.
just because you can pee and do other things at the same time doesn't mean you have a big dick. your mom must have told you, "you're special," one too many times.
I can pee and smoke a bowl too , and I have a vagina ! haha !\nLook ma no hands ! this texxt fails . haha .
Your post makes no god damn sence
the bowl is a really long cherried Sherlock perched atop the guys enormous dick. He is using his free hands to text
Must be a mod's text, how else would this have gotten on here
Maybe the statements were unrelated? Simply an epiphany had while peeing and smoking.
Why would you pubically admit you have a small penis?
Or you could be sitting down. Hmmm
Never ever smoke wit this guy! Who brings the pipe n the bath room while there doin there buis? Fuck that nope homo il pass on that grass!
did it occur to you that maybe he sent the text after he peed?
852 i like big dick in my ass but u cant help me with my problem can u cuz u hav a tiny little penis!!!
Poolboy20 your that's fucking disgusting.
dont forget to wipe the dick off ur mouth before u hit the bowl bro
Lame, utter failure of a post...
I dont make any noise when i pee....cause my shits under water!
Awesomely. That's how he is texting.