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  • I pee with no hands all the time and I have a tiny penis. This text is fail.

    Submitted by donkeydong on Jul 8, 10 at 12:43pm
  • what does having a big dick have to do with hitting a bowl and peeing at the same time?

    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:38pm
  • How is he also texting, if he's holding the bowl...?

    Submitted by Senzafine on Jul 8, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Let's be honest.. you don't have a big dick.

    Submitted by carepolice on Jul 8, 10 at 12:54pm
  • If you have to say you have a big dick........

    Submitted by uncleblian on Jul 8, 10 at 1:19pm
  • I hope you pee on the wall.

    Submitted by blondebabe90 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Wash your hands before u pass the bowl please

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 8, 10 at 12:51pm
  • He loves having a big his ass.

    Submitted by klangford on Jul 8, 10 at 8:52pm
  • His dick is holding the bowl aswell?..

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:07pm
  • Lmao he is probAly sitting on the toilet and peeing while textn and smokn! How did this make it on tfln

    Submitted by 26 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Because that has ANYTHING to do with the size of your dick? Wtf?

    Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 8, 10 at 2:07pm
  • "...oh, did I mention I also have a billion dollars and a Hummer and a bunch of pink polo shirts."\n\nYou're....a....D-O-U-C-H-E

    Submitted by brodieoh on Jul 8, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Maybe after he peed, he used his wanker to text?

    Submitted by surfer1 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:11pm
  • big peens <3

    Submitted by juliewo0t on Jul 8, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Haha your an idiot. Who the hell would post this. I could pee standing up an i don't have a dick at all. Prob about 3 in right?

    Submitted by alexa931 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:08am
  • just because you can pee and do other things at the same time doesn't mean you have a big dick. your mom must have told you, "you're special," one too many times.

    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:00am
  • I can pee and smoke a bowl too , and I have a vagina ! haha !\nLook ma no hands ! this texxt fails . haha .

    Submitted by Hydro_Blast1115 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:09am
  • Must be a mod's text, how else would this have gotten on here

    Submitted by oldgregg on Jul 8, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Come on dudes, he could be peeing sitting down. I do it all the time, comes in handy when a surprise poop sneaks up on you.

    Submitted by poolboy20 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:13am
  • Your post makes no god damn sence

    Submitted by xalex on Jul 8, 10 at 11:58pm
  • the bowl is a really long cherried Sherlock perched atop the guys enormous dick. He is using his free hands to text

    Submitted by thegrandlebowski on Jul 9, 10 at 2:22am
  • Maybe the statements were unrelated? Simply an epiphany had while peeing and smoking.

    Submitted by jabby on Jul 8, 10 at 6:50pm
  • Why would you pubically admit you have a small penis?

    Submitted by StaleMoney on Jul 11, 10 at 12:27am
  • Or you could be sitting down. Hmmm

    Submitted by JayneAlisha on Jul 11, 10 at 11:04am
  • Never ever smoke wit this guy! Who brings the pipe n the bath room while there doin there buis? Fuck that nope homo il pass on that grass!

    Submitted by uhateme on Jul 8, 10 at 5:03pm
  • did it occur to you that maybe he sent the text after he peed?

    Submitted by lildrummer23 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:08pm
  • 852 i like big dick in my ass but u cant help me with my problem can u cuz u hav a tiny little penis!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 12:00am
  • Poolboy20 your that's fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 9, 10 at 9:31am
  • dont forget to wipe the dick off ur mouth before u hit the bowl bro

    Submitted by alextptf on Jan 5, 12 at 1:04am
  • Lame, utter failure of a post...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 5:57am
  • I dont make any noise when i pee....cause my shits under water!

    Submitted by bsitz on Jul 8, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Awesomely. That's how he is texting.

    Submitted by Meeeesh on Jul 8, 10 at 12:22pm
  • firsst

    Submitted by SSSSSSSS on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07pm