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  • Submitted by donkeydong on Jul 8, 10 at 12:43pm

    I pee with no hands all the time and I have a tiny penis. This text is fail.

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:29pm

      You must be so proud of yourself..

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:38pm

    what does having a big dick have to do with hitting a bowl and peeing at the same time?

  • Submitted by Senzafine on Jul 8, 10 at 12:11pm

    How is he also texting, if he's holding the bowl...?

  • Submitted by carepolice on Jul 8, 10 at 12:54pm

    Let's be honest.. you don't have a big dick.

  • Submitted by uncleblian on Jul 8, 10 at 1:19pm

    If you have to say you have a big dick........

  • Submitted by blondebabe90 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07pm

    I hope you pee on the wall.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 8, 10 at 12:51pm

    Wash your hands before u pass the bowl please

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    Submitted by klangford on Jul 8, 10 at 8:52pm

    He loves having a big his ass.

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    Submitted by 26 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:13pm

    Lmao he is probAly sitting on the toilet and peeing while textn and smokn! How did this make it on tfln

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:07pm

    His dick is holding the bowl aswell?..

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    Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 8, 10 at 2:07pm

    Because that has ANYTHING to do with the size of your dick? Wtf?

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    Submitted by brodieoh on Jul 8, 10 at 5:34pm

    "...oh, did I mention I also have a billion dollars and a Hummer and a bunch of pink polo shirts."\n\nYou're....a....D-O-U-C-H-E

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    Submitted by surfer1 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:11pm

    Maybe after he peed, he used his wanker to text?

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    Submitted by juliewo0t on Jul 8, 10 at 12:08pm

    big peens <3

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    Submitted by Hydro_Blast1115 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:09am

    I can pee and smoke a bowl too , and I have a vagina ! haha !\nLook ma no hands ! this texxt fails . haha .

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    Submitted by alexa931 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:08am

    Haha your an idiot. Who the hell would post this. I could pee standing up an i don't have a dick at all. Prob about 3 in right?

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    Submitted by poolboy20 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:13am

    Come on dudes, he could be peeing sitting down. I do it all the time, comes in handy when a surprise poop sneaks up on you.

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    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:00am

    just because you can pee and do other things at the same time doesn't mean you have a big dick. your mom must have told you, "you're special," one too many times.

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    Submitted by xalex on Jul 8, 10 at 11:58pm

    Your post makes no god damn sence

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    Submitted by jabby on Jul 8, 10 at 6:50pm

    Maybe the statements were unrelated? Simply an epiphany had while peeing and smoking.

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    Submitted by oldgregg on Jul 8, 10 at 7:21pm

    Must be a mod's text, how else would this have gotten on here

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    Submitted by thegrandlebowski on Jul 9, 10 at 2:22am

    the bowl is a really long cherried Sherlock perched atop the guys enormous dick. He is using his free hands to text

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    Submitted by StaleMoney on Jul 11, 10 at 12:27am

    Why would you pubically admit you have a small penis?

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    Submitted by JayneAlisha on Jul 11, 10 at 11:04am

    Or you could be sitting down. Hmmm

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    Submitted by uhateme on Jul 8, 10 at 5:03pm

    Never ever smoke wit this guy! Who brings the pipe n the bath room while there doin there buis? Fuck that nope homo il pass on that grass!

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    Submitted by lildrummer23 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:08pm

    did it occur to you that maybe he sent the text after he peed?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 12:00am

    852 i like big dick in my ass but u cant help me with my problem can u cuz u hav a tiny little penis!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 5:57am

    Lame, utter failure of a post...

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    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 9, 10 at 9:31am

    Poolboy20 your that's fucking disgusting.

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    Submitted by alextptf on Jan 5, 12 at 1:04am

    dont forget to wipe the dick off ur mouth before u hit the bowl bro

  • Submitted by bsitz on Jul 8, 10 at 1:25pm

    I dont make any noise when i pee....cause my shits under water!

  • Submitted by SSSSSSSS on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07pm


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    Submitted by Meeeesh on Jul 8, 10 at 12:22pm

    Awesomely. That's how he is texting.