Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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