So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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