covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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