So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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