I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
