Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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