So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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