my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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