lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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