yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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