i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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