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  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:28pm

    NO NO! thats right! it IS Rosie! i saw it on familyguy, God was wasted and the angle said "u cant put a vagina on this man!" and God said hammered off his ass "y not!?! IM GOD! i could do what ever i want!!"

  • 74 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:12pm

    Are u talking about Rosie Odonnell?

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:24pm

    Rosie O'Donnell? Are you f'ing nuts? She's just a fat pig. I guess there is a vagina but I wouldn't say her breasts are ambiguous. And no linebacker would be jealous of her shoulders. OK, I guess there are some that play for the NY Giants that WOULD be jealous but I'm not sure that counts as a football team

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:42am

    lol @ 9:24 Giants? The ones who won a super bowl 2 just 2 seasons ago? Against the best team in NFL history, record and stat-wise at least. Yeah, they're obviously not a football team

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:03pm

    does she run track for S. Africa?

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:59pm

    hilarious text... interesting image

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:09am

    Well said, 2.42am. And, to prove the oxymoron case, I present: "Americans don't understand irony". No that's right, that's wrong... everything about America IS irony.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:43pm

    i vote thumbs down for everyone, myself included

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:31pm

    no shit jumbo shrimp is referring to the crustacean. a shrimp (the crustacean) is still small though. -6:08

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:09pm

    4:08 - i think it means they are either weirdly shaped so you cant tell if they're muscle or boob, OR that she's totally flat

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:03pm

    6:08 - example fail. When people speak of jumbo shrimp, they're using referring to shrimp as the name of the crustacean not a descriptor for a person.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:32pm

    i lived with her last year. She's also a bitch.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:08pm

    sexually ambiguous and breasts a) should not be in the same sentence b) is quite the oxymoron, unless you want to be one of those nit picky bitches who says "ehhh well TECHnically the male pectoral region is also referred to as breasts"

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:08pm

    but breasts=female. sexually ambiguous=maybe not female. so sexually ambiguous breasts=something female that maybe isnt female=oxymoron. shrimp=small. jumbo=big. jumbo shrimp=something big that really isnt that big or something small that maybe isnt that small. and everyone knows jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. i think people on here just dont know what an oxymoron is or dont know what ambiguous means.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:31pm

    Family guy reference!

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:30pm

    8:13- being picky about grammar implies someone doesn't look feminine? that makes no sense.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:36pm

    a lot of people went through and just thumbs downed everyone. all the ones i thought should have gotten more thumbs up just got more thumbs down.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:39pm

    4:03 you are my hero hahaha

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:13pm

    Nah i think Its about @ 4:08

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:36pm

    Broad shoulders on a chick are disgusting. When they get fat, they are fat with skinny legs. Do a Tyra Banks and make it look like you don't have a man body.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:48pm

    damn is this text about me?

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:59pm

    i was thinking the same thing 3:59

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:56pm

    Sexually ambiguous breasts means she has breasts (female), but maybe it's not easy to tell.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:25pm

    I'm sure she's still a better person than you.

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Dsapeer on May 14, 12 at 5:35pm

    Brittany Spears?

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:26pm

    both of which fall under category A. by oxymoron i didnt mean impossible. just that when i think breasts, i think chick. so sexually ambiguous breasts=oxymoron in my head.