When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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Rosie O'Donnell? Are you f'ing nuts? She's just a fat pig. I guess there is a vagina but I wouldn't say her breasts are ambiguous. And no linebacker would be jealous of her shoulders. OK, I guess there are some that play for the NY Giants that WOULD be jealous but I'm not sure that counts as a football team
does she run track for S. Africa?
NO NO! thats right! it IS Rosie! i saw it on familyguy, God was wasted and the angle said "u cant put a vagina on this man!" and God said hammered off his ass "y not!?! IM GOD! i could do what ever i want!!"
i vote thumbs down for everyone, myself included
hilarious text... interesting image
Are u talking about Rosie Odonnell?
Well said, 2.42am.
And, to prove the oxymoron case, I present: "Americans don't understand irony".
No that's right, that's wrong... everything about America IS irony.
a lot of people went through and just thumbs downed everyone. all the ones i thought should have gotten more thumbs up just got more thumbs down.
no shit jumbo shrimp is referring to the crustacean. a shrimp (the crustacean) is still small though.
i lived with her last year. She's also a bitch.
4:03 you are my hero hahaha
but breasts=female. sexually ambiguous=maybe not female. so sexually ambiguous breasts=something female that maybe isnt female=oxymoron. shrimp=small. jumbo=big. jumbo shrimp=something big that really isnt that big or something small that maybe isnt that small. and everyone knows jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. i think people on here just dont know what an oxymoron is or dont know what ambiguous means.
lol @ 9:24
Giants? The ones who won a super bowl 2 just 2 seasons ago? Against the best team in NFL history, record and stat-wise at least. Yeah, they're obviously not a football team
8:13- being picky about grammar implies someone doesn't look feminine? that makes no sense.
Family guy reference!
4:08 - i think it means they are either weirdly shaped so you cant tell if they're muscle or boob, OR that she's totally flat
Broad shoulders on a chick are disgusting. When they get fat, they are fat with skinny legs. Do a Tyra Banks and make it look like you don't have a man body.
6:08 - example fail. When people speak of jumbo shrimp, they're using referring to shrimp as the name of the crustacean not a descriptor for a person.
sexually ambiguous and breasts
a) should not be in the same sentence
b) is quite the oxymoron, unless you want to be one of those nit picky bitches who says "ehhh well TECHnically the male pectoral region is also referred to as breasts"
Sexually ambiguous breasts means she has breasts (female), but maybe it's not easy to tell.
Nah i think Its about @ 4:08
I'm sure she's still a better person than you.
damn is this text about me?
i was thinking the same thing 3:59
both of which fall under category A. by oxymoron i didnt mean impossible. just that when i think breasts, i think chick. so sexually ambiguous breasts=oxymoron in my head.