Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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