I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
worst night to have a conscience
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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