i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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it's so funny how many females use the ol' faucet/removable showerhead trick cos i was like 8 years old when i discovered the glory of our removable showerhead and i thought i was a freak.. then my mom busted me in the fifth grade and told me "it's better the water is as hot as you can possibly stand"
kinda gross in retrospect but whatev
nope best way is the waterproof vib. im a pure romance consultant and ive tried it all..... def waterproof vib. im there with ya 527
hahah I think the people who posted at the top thought she was actually fucking the faucet!
best way for a woman to get off in the shower... me.
Is your shampoo filled with lead? Also, @ 12:14, really? Eww
wow, you must buy shampoo in bulk.
Clearly the women who are posting have never used The Rabbit aka God's gift to vaginas.
this has happened to me but i ddnt need a paramedic.
*best way to get off* :-)
pulse action shower head...thats all i gotta say
I'd have to say best way to get off in the shower is with someone else...but faucet works too.
I also disagree. Best way to get off in the shower is with a waterproof vibrator.
Hmm. I think I'll take a bath tonight...
I disagree. Best way to get off in the shower = massaging shower head, lol
thats why I keep my bottles in the back of the shower.
Massaging shower head has nothing on the tub faucet. Faucet is WAYYY better. On a side note, I now know to move my shampoo. You have not been humiliated in vain; you have educated the masses.
12:14 tweezers???? OUCH!! How does that even work?
Oh faucet, you are my best friend. <3
Paramedics see it all, even more than fire, cops, or ER staff. This would barely make the Weirdometer needle move for any paramedic with more than 18 to 24 months on the job.
We just gotta know where this call was run. Sooo sounds like a Decatur Call to me.
time to get a vibrator!
I got a fat lip doing the same thing once.
A glass bottle of fancy soap fell into my face. I tried to explain to my mom that it happened while I was sitting down shaving my legs....
Hey this is the younger paramedic with the dark hair, want to do dinner sometime?
It's all about the water pressure, and it's the best way for me to get off! I could see this scenario happening...except that must've been a pretty heavy bottle or a long fall.
you are right decatur baby
I can't say I've ever let my shampoo bottles fall on my head, but I know that the bottle in my shower is pretty big. I wouldn't be surprised if it could knock me out if it were to hit my head.
Do u sit on the faucet?
10:32 lmao... tell me more
@ 6:14: That thing is heaven.
i bet i know where that faucet is.
Ha, yay for knowing other people do this too! I believe you were knocked out by a shampoo bottle, just knocking it off the shelf onto my foot is ridiculously painful.
no it could happen. trust me my best friend has a huge ass bottle of shampoo so if she has one that big too i promise it could knock you out.
ohh 6:14 i've never used the rabbit but i hear its amazing. i m too embarassed to get one lol
idk...it depends on how strong the water pressure is ;)
Massaging shower head is THE BEST WAY
I hope the faucet wasn't covered in mildew.
I agree with 5:55... I've seen some downright WEIRD SHIT!!! lol I may have to hold back a little snickering though!
That couldn't even happen. That would have to be a giant fucking bottle of shampoo.
Is your shampoo packaged in a concrete block? You're bullshitting on this one.
i bet it was worth it ahhhhh feels so good
it's the best, cheap way to get off.
a q-tip and tweezers works the best.
masturbation wasnt meant for the shower.....lol
Ha!! I wonder who found this person and called the paramedics???
sounds like all 65% of women that masturbate also read TFLN
i still don't get how shampoo could knock someone out. this is questionable.
When you buy in bulk from places like costco and Sams the bottles can be huge and heavy. If its above you it could easily knock you out depending on how it hit you, etc.
Massaging shower heads are wonderful. No money for a vibrator but a dildo to go with it would help!
verrrrrrry odd. i feel for you though.
Ahh, I think I'm gonna have to hop in the shower now.
I have a friend who is a paramedic and he said the funniest/weirdest thing he had to do was pull a plunger out of a guys ass cuz it got stuck while he was masterbating...
gotta have respect for those guys (paramedics not the crazy plunger dude lol)
Omg, the same thing happened to my bestie.. No\nParametic though, I had to revive her to life
omg I thought I was the only one
Must have been nailing it pretty hard to get the shampoo to fall.
Some of us like variety :-) I've used a waterproof vibe, a massaging shower head, the bathtub faucet and my boyfriend. All of them are totally worth it.
(And to the person hoping the "faucet wasn't mildewed" -- gross. That shouldn't happen to stainless steel. Tile? I can see it. Faucet? No way. You must have some serious tub problems).
Can someone please explain how the hell you masturbate with a faucet? I'm naïve.