he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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