She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.