It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'