I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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