Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
