I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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