Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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