dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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