people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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